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14:27 Sep 30 2009
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Person A "I've been dating this guy for 8 years but I'm not really sure if I should marry him."
Person B "Well hows the sex?"
A "What's sex?"
B "You mean he's not even good in bed?"
A "Who knows, it never lasts long enough to find out!"
A "I look at him and say Jerome, I've been vaccinated slower."
Who says Frasier isn't funny? lmao
03:56 Sep 29 2009
Times Read: 880
"Flaming queers are fun! They really light up a room once they've stopped running."
My little joke to you, enjoy.
00:13 Sep 26 2009
Times Read: 924
From Ockham:
"And anyone attempting to guilt trip (name removed) is talking to me as well."
Well dear person I wasn't trying to guilt her into anything. In case you don't know I happen to really like her as well and was simply voicing my opinion. That's something friends do, we praise what we agree on and voice things we disagree on, I wasn't bad mouthing or in any other way being negative toward her as a person.
I don't really care to talk to you at all as I don't give a flip who you are (the same as you knowing nothing of me) but if you think you can "bring it on" then by all means please do. I look forward to my laughter.
Cheers :D
04:52 Sep 24 2009
Times Read: 943
Emo's are hot! They're so easy to tie down.
And then burn at the stake *evil grin*
lol
Now don't send hate mail you sensitive whiny turds! That was a joke. I actually do like emos, well at least emo boys...and mainly just because of their appearance and willingness to say "sure" ;) lmao
08:15 Sep 22 2009
Times Read: 967
Dang! This is the first time I've only had 1 message in my Inbox since I joined VR haha.
I also remember not to long ago thinking to myself "I'm going to try to keep less than 300 journal entries", that turned out great. I've got almost 800 now and really I didn't start actively using this thing until early last year or so. Now I do try to delete posts with no comments (unless they're important to me) and I try to not make more than 2 entries a day but over time I guess it just ads up.
If only I could write so prolifically on things that mattered, like my book series lol.
For those of you that do read my journal but only get to it every several days do me a favour. Go through each section for the last month at least and make sure you have read everything. I say that because I notice the days when I make multiple entries the entries I feel important (ones about science or news or health changes) tend to get covered up by the less important ones. I want to make sure the few of you who actually care about journals get to see the good stuff as much as you see the crap I put in here too lol.
And don't forget to comment on entries! I live off y'alls comments I really do. I love 'em even if they're negative or something as simple as a "lol".
04:08 Sep 22 2009
Times Read: 986
Potential new "friends" and recently added "friends", read this.
I know that VR is an international site and a site with people of every age. Normally if someone wants to talk to me and has troubles with English I don't mind but recently I've had to change my position on this.
If you have a problem and need to talk to me (about VR, life etc) and have trouble with English (either as a language or just spelling) then feel free to talk to me.
If you just want to chat or talk about things in general then we may have a problem. Those who are not from the US I'll forgive and try to work with you. But, if you are from the US and are over the age of 14, please make a strong effort to better your writing skills.
Of course I'm not some guru on language but I know how to spell basic words and I know how to use basic punctuation.
If you send me a message like this:
"im insane but only crazy if u pis me off but thats really hard to do. i love fire an watchin sit burn. i write poetry but that dont make me no punk. poets use to be respected in this world an t me they still should be"
(taken from a profile)
Then I won't reply, if you send me more than 3 I'll block you. It does NOT take much effort to construct a decent message.
Obviously as an Acolyte I'm required to try and help you if something is VR related and I am more than happy to try but other than that I simply can't take it anymore.
I'll also be putting all of this in my profile so no one can say they didn't know.
If you think this is mean or something I'm sorry but it's my right. It's not my job to teach you English and I do have important things to do besides trying to decode your messages.
03:49 Sep 12 2009
Times Read: 1,045
YYYYEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's about bloody time!
You passed the test with a score of 85%.
Your application has been sent to Cancer for final approval.
05:44 Sep 09 2009
Times Read: 1,077
MBK, Dylly, Prophecy..whoever the hell you are. You do know your life would be much better if you finally gave in to my advances don't you? :D lol
(Shhh, don't tell my boyfriend)
20:10 Sep 05 2009
Times Read: 1,100
This is one of the most absured (and funny) things I've read on here in a long time.
"IlLuminaria
The Planets and external influences
Posted: 00:53:08 - Sep 05 2009
Times viewed: 18
I can see the level you all speak in, very interesting to know the limits, For those who stepped form the mainstream facade I feel relative. Is interesting how everything connects to make up "reality" in variants of opinions, how it guide or misguide individuals alike in the readers choice.
As for the topic, various of the points given in this topics are widely influenced by many scientist in the past and present, although many of the key roots of what you all assimilate as factible source are in fact in that time, the new things are kept from us and some how covered with many last era realizations and being protected with fear tactics among individual with degree of disclosure, some groups in agencies around the globes have clearances in say positions of task, The politic machine is united around the globe, therefore their agencies are controlled by themselves in a chain of elitist, this might remount in conspiracy theory, but it is not a theory no longer, their is a substantial amount of evidence to support it, is just up to the abilities of a person to discern. "
06:03 Sep 03 2009
Times Read: 1,117
If all of the DNA in an adult human (some 100 trillion cells) were laid end to end it would reach about 113 billion miles.
If you were to take all of the DNA from every person on Earth (6.75 billion people) and stretch it end to end it would reach 129,749,618 light years.
Or, going from one end of the Milky Way galaxy to another 1,297 times!
In universal terms, 129,749,618 light years would reach every galaxy in the Virgo Supercluster which is made up of about 100 galaxies and galaxy clusters.
The size of the observable universe is 46.5 billion ly away from Earth (around 93-186 billion ly in total known univ.). This length of DNA would cover, conservatively, 0.3% of the observable universe. That is actually a hell of a lot :)
08:57 Sep 02 2009
Times Read: 1,131
"Mexico is a very magical and mysterious place".
Um, ok, yeah only if you drink the water babe.
Sorry, couldn't resist :) hehe
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COMMENTS
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Viridian
14:43 Sep 30 2009
I don't get it, care to elaborate on the joke
VAMPIREBLONDEE
14:47 Sep 30 2009
That was funny :)